MYMILK$$

How much money would you say that a Porsche Boxster costs? Hmm?

I know that it is more than I will ever be able to spend on a car. And yet yesterday I saw a man with the most amazing vanity plate on his green Boxter - MYMILK$$. The questions that this raises for me are:

1) Who is giving you milk money, and can they support me too?
2) Did you steal the milk money of thousands of other kids to afford this car?
3) How much does milk cost where you are buying it? ( because I swear you are getting ripped off)
4) Since you have spent your milk money on a car, how many years did you go without any milk?

The plate was clever and funny, but it left me with a bad taste in my mouth...rather like sour milk.

Yes, I am jealous.